one of everything and a diet coke

ugh finallllllllllly solves my problem of just never being able...

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 18:14:19 -0500

ugh finallllllllllly solves my problem of just never being able to find a knife sharp enough to cut through those tough bananas.

the taste is yours, for only a mere $6.95.

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 12:48:10 -0500

the taste is yours, for only a mere $6.95.

exactly why i don’t go out to bars.

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 10:05:47 -0500

exactly why i don’t go out to bars.

i can’t believe i never made this connection before.

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 10:04:22 -0500

i can’t believe i never made this connection before.

i’m sorry, i wasn’t paying attention…. i was...

Wed, 28 Nov 2012 10:21:55 -0500

i’m sorry, i wasn’t paying attention…. i was too busy staring at this elephant jumping on a trampoline, carry on.

genuinely didn’t realize there were two alternative...

Tue, 27 Nov 2012 11:26:00 -0500

genuinely didn’t realize there were two alternative reasons for using wiki.

thank you hertz for this opportunity to breeze through my...

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 20:18:02 -0500

thank you hertz for this opportunity to breeze through my oft-traveled airports like Westchester.

i mean really, can SOMEBODY please explain the difference of...

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 12:15:10 -0500

i mean really, can SOMEBODY please explain the difference of these culinary delights?

step 1: draw a penis. step 2: turn it into a cat. done.

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 10:14:08 -0500

step 1: draw a penis.
step 2: turn it into a cat.
done.

hipsters, take note. the bar has just been raised.

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 12:40:35 -0500

hipsters, take note. the bar has just been raised.

my life, weekly.

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 17:27:04 -0500

my life, weekly.

salads, i don't believe it.

Wed, 06 Jun 2012 20:54:00 -0400

KL: while i'm currently enjoying a light afternoon snack of farfalle and meatballs, i think my most commonly ordered cuisine is mexican and/or asian. what is everyone’s go-to cuisine?
JS: I get an italian sub or bring a salad. It's 90% salads though.
JG: JS, you are so full of shit.
AH: JS, 90% salads is the biggest load of shit to leave your mouth in a long time. You really expect us to believe that every two weeks, you have a non-salad lunch one time?
JS: Publix sub is where it's at. AH your lack of belief doesn't change fact. Homemade salad everyday. Usually with orange juice. You know, to prevent scurvy.
AH: JS has a salad 90% of the time, but he shoves it into a loaf of bread and uses mayo as dressing
SB: JS we already know you toss alot of salad. Just keep it to yourself.
IU: also, how are we expected to believe you, JS, will eat things like salad which usually contain a diverse mix of ingredients when you are the pickiest eater i know?
MM: I believe by "salad," JS means a frozen breaded tyson chicken breast with a lipton noodle side, most likely creamy garlic shells or tomato Parmesan
KL: okay JS, i'll give you the benefit of the doubt. you eat salad. now, can you please describe, ingredient by ingredient what is in a typical salad for you? spare no detail.
IU: his typical salad - ass hair and fecal residue with a hint of chode
JS: My salads usually contain lettuce radishes carrots blueberries almonds feta cheese etc. and an oil or vinegar based dressing.
KL: i don't know of anyone who would combine radishes and blueberries. i no longer believe your salad-eating story.
JB: Your blueberries gave away the lie. You went too far. We all know you're eating frozen Tyson chicken nuggets every day for every meal. What I don't understand is why you have to consume them rectally.
JS: I love blueberries. I wouldn't eat ye salad without them. Cranberries are an ok substitute.
JB: ye salad? are you ordering these at medieval times?
JG: There are three main characteristics of JS here: picky eater, cheap, and lazy. While bringing food from home to save money satisfies one criteria, the actual idea of Jodan taking the time to make the salad he described violates the other two. I'm sticking with my bullshit call.
SB: His mom makes the salad for him and packs his lunch, hello. Does she throw a capri sun in there for you also?
JG: Obviously its Sunny D and Fruit by the Foot.
MM: i just got a craving for shark bites.
JB: JS - you ever think about trading parts of your salad for a dunkaroo? don't forget - you don't just dunk. you dunkaroo.
KL: does she write you inspirational notes on your napkin? i hear she's quite the wordsmith. [ed. note: his mom writes hardcore “romance” novels]
SB: JS do you bring a thermos to work? You seem like a thermos type of guy. Not sure what's in it, but I bet you bring one. Tell me I'm wrong.

consider this idea stolen for next halloween.

Thu, 24 May 2012 09:45:18 -0400

consider this idea stolen for next halloween.

woah.

Mon, 21 May 2012 17:34:49 -0400

woah.

heavybrowsing: Seriously? Be cuter.

Mon, 21 May 2012 17:34:02 -0400

heavybrowsing:

Seriously? Be cuter.

i checked my email 3 times while reading this flowchart.

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 13:51:24 -0400

i checked my email 3 times while reading this flowchart.

humansofnewyork: Travelling Buddies I’ve spent the...

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 09:19:30 -0400

humansofnewyork:

Travelling Buddies

I’ve spent the last 30 minutes scrolling through this blog on my phone since tumblr is blocked at work. Obsessed.

FINALLY. people are on board with my movement for the three...

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 08:54:45 -0400

FINALLY. people are on board with my movement for the three piece suit.

And who doesn’t love a good Abercrombie protest?

appalled.

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 13:06:39 -0400

appalled.

literal interpretations

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 19:43:46 -0400

literal interpretations